Your brand, on my Mac Mini.
Your logo lives on the world's smallest billboard: the top of the machine that runs my local models.
Goal = one maxed-out Mac Mini M6. Anything raised past the goal pays for the electricity the models burn.
10/10 spots have bids
Tap any spot to place a bid. Actual lid: 12.7 × 12.7 cm of prime aluminum real estate.
Live auction — 10 of 10 sticker spots taken
The auction, live.
Every spot shows its current top bid.
Spots from $125 Small (2 × 2.9 cm) · $200 Medium · $350 Large, with a premium next to and above the Apple logo.
| Spot | Size | Held by | Current bid | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1Marquee — top center, above the logo | L4.2 × 3.9 cm |  | $540 | |
| 2Top left banner | L4.2 × 3.9 cm |  | $380 | |
| 3Top right banner | L4.2 × 3.9 cm |  | $360 | |
| 6Bottom right strip | M3.3 × 3.9 cm |  | $230 | |
| 4Bottom center — under the logo | M3.3 × 3.9 cm |  | $215 | |
| 5Bottom left strip | M3.3 × 3.9 cm |  | $210 | |
| 7Inner left — beside the logo | S2 × 2.9 cm |  | $150 | |
| 10Middle right | S2 × 2.9 cm |  | $145 | |
| 8Inner right — beside the logo | S2 × 2.9 cm |  | $135 | |
| 9Middle left | S2 × 2.9 cm |  | $130 |
How it works
Pick your spot
Tap any of the 10 spots on the lid and place a free, non-binding bid. New bids must beat the current one by at least $10.
Win at zero
Top bid when the countdown hits zero wins. I email you a Polar payment link — pay it and the spot is locked to your brand.
Get printed
Once the goal clears, I order the Mac Mini (ships Sept 22) and print your logo as die-cut vinyl on your exact spot, with photo/video proof posted on X.
What the money buys
The machine
Mac Mini M6
- CPU12-core
- GPU12-core
- Neural EngineDual 16-core
- Unified memory32GB
- Storage2TB SSD
- Price$2,299
Purpose: running local LLMs, and now, your logo.
Check the price at AppleAnything raised past the goal pays for the electricity the models burn.
FAQ
Who will see my logo?+
Me, daily. My desk. Anyone in my video call background if I angle the camera ambitiously. And everyone on X when this goes viral.
What are the impressions?+
One extremely engaged daily active user, plus every photo of the machine online, forever.
Is bidding binding?+
No. Bidding is free. If you're the top bid at close, I'll email you a Polar payment link. Pay it and the spot is yours.
What if someone outbids me?+
Your logo stays in the bid history with an honorable mention, and everything you committed stays committed. Swing back by adding only the difference: outbid at $100 by a $110 bid? Add $20 (same email) and the spot is yours at $120. Outbids must beat the current total by at least $10.
Do you own the Mac Mini?+
Not yet. That is the entire point. It ships September 22.
Why maxed out?+
32GB is the most RAM Apple allows on the M6, and RAM is what decides which local models fit. The 2TB is for the models. The stickers are for you.
Can any brand join?+
Almost. No gambling, pump-and-dumps, or adult content. I keep final say on the lid.
Is this a joke?+
The invoice is real.
Hi, I'm the seller.
New grad. I want a Mac Mini that can hold a real model in memory. You want ad space with one guaranteed impression per day. This is a market.